Mormon Firefighters

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Mormons like to ask you to pray to God and ask him to reveal whether or not their religion is correct. I suppose the idea is to get you to open up to the possibility of their religion. It’s a pretty cheap psychological ploy clothed in good will.

A firefighter is in front of a burning house manning the hose. Gallons of water are pumping into the fire and it is starting to die down. Two guys with a five-gallon gas can walk up and suggest that he try using gas to put out the fire.

“Fellas, you don’t use gas to put out a fire. You use water. Gas will make it worse.”

“Just try it.”

“I am a professional fire fighter.”

“C’mon. See what happens.”

“Water puts fires out. Look. The fire is going out.”

“We are only asking that you give it a chance.”

“You idiots get out of here before I bury my foot in your behind.”

“Do you mind if we throw some gas on the fire?”

“Go ahead.”

The two men approach the burning house and throw some of the gasoline towards the fire. The fireman opens up the hose full blast and turns it on them and the area where they throw the gasoline.

The two men, drenched from head to toe and smiling broadly, walk over to the fireman.

“See. We told you it would work.”